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Joke of the day

Girl:  Will you still love me after marriage?
Teeloo:  That depends on your husband…surely I will if he allows me.

What does PIA stand for (hint: it's not Pakistani International Airlines)?
Please Inform Allah. 
What does AI stand for (hint: it's not Air India)?
Already Informed.

Customer to waiter:  Everyday you charge me for a cup of coffee.  It would be wonderful if you could serve me a coffee free of cost today.
Waiter:  Sure.  Everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup.  Wouldn't it be great if today you can drink from an empty cup?

Quote of the day

Have a mind that is open to everything, and attached to nothing.Tilopa, null

Regardless whether those whom I meet
respond towards me with anger or faith,
may the mere fact of our meeting
contribute to the fulfillment of their wishes.Shantideva, 8th-century Indian Buddhist scholar and author of the Bodhicaryavatara

My body, every possession
and all goodness, past, present and future
without remorse I dedicate
to the well-being of the world.Shantideva, 8th-century Indian Buddhist scholar and author of the Bodhicaryavatara

Gyaan of the day

It takes 492 seconds for sunlight to reach the earth from the sun.

If you keep a Goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually become much paler and possibly even white.

New Zealand is the only country that contains every type of climate.

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Joke of the day

An Englishman met Pappu while going to the toilet.
Englishman:   Good morning Sir, how do you do?
Pappu:  Usually I remove my underwear and then do, and how do you do?

Pappu joined NASA.
After one month he forced the Americans to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA.

Quote of the day

May I fall as rain to increase the harvests that must feed living beings.  And in ages of dire famine may I myself serve as food and drink. 

                                Shantideva, 8th-century Indian Buddhist scholar and author of the Bodhicaryavatara

Unity already exists (on the level of man or soul), but we have forgotten.

                Kirpal Singh, Guru and Religious Leader

Gyaan of the day

The art of navigation was developed in India nearly 6000 years ago.  The word 'navigation' is derived from the Sanskrit word navgatih.  The word 'navy' is derived from the Sanskrit word nou.

Jyoti Basu of West Bengal was the longest-serving Chief Minister of any Indian state.  He served for 23 years from 1977 to 2000 as Chief Minister.

Quotes of The Day

Joke of the Day

Office; A place where you can relax after a strenuous home life.

Quote of the Day

Love is the beginning and end of spirituality.

Gyaan of the Day

Nearly 200,000 videos are uploaded everyday to the popular site youTube.

Quote of the Day

Joke of The Day

Pappu; "I Passed your house yesterday, "Teeloo; "Thanks, I appreciate it."

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We never lose anything when we give. When you give Love, do you find that you have less love in your heart?

Gyaan of The Day

The world's annual spend on development is US$78 billion. Annual military expenditures are 15x bigger at US$1120 billion.

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Joke of The Day

Pappu was traveling with his wife in an auto, and the driver adjusted the mirror.Pappu shouted at him, ''Aha, you're trying to see my wife? you sit in the back seat. I will drive.''

Quote of The Day

O kabir, when you were born, you cried while others laughed. Perform such deeds that when dying, you laugh while others cry.

Gyaan of The Day

Latha mangeshkar is featured in the Guinness Book of world Records for having sung in more recorded songs than anyone else ever. She is reputed to have sung on 30,000 songs in over 20 languages in career spanning more than 60 years.

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Joke of The Day

Teelo was nervously pacing outside the room in the hopital where his daughter was giving birth. After a long wait, a young baby's cry was heard and a nurse walked out of the room. Teeloo: Sister, tell me am i a grandmother or a grandfather?

Quote of The Day

What is God? He is the breath inside the breath.

Gyaan of The Day

The human heart beats over 1000,000 times a day (irrespective of whether you're in love or not). You breathe on average 23,000 times a day.

Quotes of The Day

Joke of The Day

Pappu: Why didn't you marry until now?
Teeloo: I was searching for an ideal match.
Pappu: you still haven't found an ideal girl?
Teeloo: I found one.
Pappu: Then?
Teeloo: She too was searching for an ideal match.

Quote of The Day

A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up.

Gyaan of The Day

Nepal is the only country whose national flag is not rectangular.

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Joke of the Day

Father to pappu : Why don't you consider every women as your mother?
Pappu : I can,but if i did so, What will people think of you?

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Bharatanatyam is now world famous with thousands of new votaries. What about Koodiyattam?.....I have done what I can. It has not been easy. One has to sacrifice a lot to learn Koodiyattam. How many persons will be ready for it these days? Will there be an audience capable of imbibing it? Mani Madhava Chakyar, Considered the greatest Chakyar Koothu and Kutiyattam artist and authority of modern times

Gyann of the Day

The highest cricket ground in the world is in the chali,Himachal Pradesh(2444 meters above sea level).

Friendship Quotes

Friendship Quotes

1. A friend will release u from jail,but a best friend will be with u saying "That was great".
2. If u were a tear in my eye,i would never cry because i cannot lose a friend like u.
3. A best friend will spread the secrets but for only right reasons.
4. A true friend will feel twice the happiness and thrice the sorrow u feel.
5. Friendship is a candle which lights your heart.
6. A best friend is the one who shares everything with you.

gyaan

The Sushruta Samhita (1rst century BC) is the world's earliest surgical treatise and includes descriptions of 1120 illnesses, categorization of 700 medicinal plants, and hundreds of surgical techniques.  The Sushruta was highly influential over several hundred years and was passed to the Middle East and then to Italy and the rest of Europe.

Gyaan of the Day

About one-third of recorded CDs ever sold were pirated