Thursday, April 30, 2009
5 Strange and Weird pics from around the world
Jabba the Hutt cake
Back tattoo
Giant stingray
Cast art
Bully statue
Back tattoo
Giant stingray
Cast art
Bully statue
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Five Rules to Having a Happy Married Life
· It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
· It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
· It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
· It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
· It’s very, very important that these four women never meet one another.
· It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
· It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
· It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
· It’s very, very important that these four women never meet one another.
Tom Rush - Remember Song
Can anyone relate to this (like I can)?
"The Remember Song"-----
Looking for my wallet and my car keys,
Well they can’t have gone too far;
And just as soon as I find my glasses
I’m sure I’ll see just where they are.
Supposed to meet someone for lunch today,
But I can’t remember where
Or who it is that I am meeting:
It’s in my organiser ~ somewhere.
I might have left it on the counter;
Maybe outside in the car.
Last time I remember driving
Was to that Memory Enhancement Seminar.
What's that far-off distant ringing
and that strangely familiar tone?
Must be the person I am meeting
Calling me on my brand new cordless ‘phone.
I might have left it under the covers,
Or maybe outside on the lawn;
And I’ve got just one more ring to go
Before my answering machine kicks on.
*Click*
“Hi, this is Tom and your call means a lot to me,
So leave a message at the tone
And I’ll do my best to try to remember
To call you back when I get home.”
*Beep*
“Tom, this is Gwendoline, and I am trying not to cry
But I’ve been waiting here for over an hour ~
I thought you loved me. This is goodbye!”
Hell, the voice sounds familiar,
And the name it rings a bell.
Let’s see now, where was I?
Oh well...
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Strange Most Tattooed Senior Woman In The World
Most Tattooed Senior Woman In The World
Posted by Administrator on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 19:34
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This is Isobel Varley, the most tattooed senior woman in the world. She holds Guinness world record for the most tattooed senior woman. She was born in Yorkshire, which is in the north of England and as she was told she wasn’t quiet child.
